Troubled Software Programmer

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Football 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite Applications

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

麻烦的程序软件

原作者: Admin | 译者: bigblacke...

亲爱的技术支持团队：

去年我把软件女朋友5.0升级到妻子1.0版。我很快注意到这个新程序开始运行意想不到的子程序查询电脑的空间和有价值资源。另外，妻子1.0还把它自己插入其他的程序并且监视其他的系统活动。

运行像单身汉之夜10.3，足球5.0，朋友啤酒会7.5和外出3.6不长的一段时间，无论选择什么系统都会崩溃。当我运行我喜爱的软件时我不想让妻子1.0在后台运行。我想重新返回女朋友5.0，但是在妻子1.0中“卸载”不能运行。

请帮帮我！

谢谢，

一个遇到麻烦的用户

回信：

亲爱的用户：

这是一个用户抱怨的一个非常普通的问题。许多人从女朋友5.0升级到妻子1.0，认为它仅仅是一个有效的娱乐的软件。妻子1.0是一个操作系统并且被设计者设计成运行每一个事物！！！删除妻子1.0返回女朋友5.0是不可能的，一旦安装就不可能从系统中清除。你不能返回女朋友5.0因为妻子1.0被设计成不允许这样做（关于这一点请看妻子1.0手册）。

我推荐你保留妻子1.0并且改善运行环境。我建议你安装后台应用程序“是，亲爱的”以减轻你的痛苦。最好你键入以下命令C:\道歉，因为最终在系统正常运行前你都不得不键入道歉命令。

妻子1.0是一个伟大的程序，但是要非常努力的维护。妻子1.0运行需要一些支持程序，例如清洁2.5，打扫3.0，烹饪1.5，洗衣4.2。不恰 当的使用会使系统运行唠叨唠叨9.5。一旦发生这种事，唯一的办法就是购买附加程序软件以提高妻子1.0的性能，我推荐服装2.1和珠宝5.0.

警告：不要，在任何情况下安装迷你裙秘书3.3,妻子1.0不支持这个程序，并且会不可挽回的破坏操作系统。